Survivor Phillipines Episode 10 Recap: Boomerang!

What goes around comes around, and it's coming around hard to Tandang with a vengeance right now on Survivor.  The once indestructible tribe is now on the ropes.  With Artis's outing last week after Skupin's defection, Lisa is now finally ready to jump on the bandwagon leaving Pete and Abi on the outside.  Abi does her best to patch things up with Lisa after tribal council but it's too little too later.  Lisa talks about how the other alliance is being so nice to her.  Even Abi can tell that they're schmoozing Lisa to get her vote.  I'm sure deep down Lisa probably knows this, but she also realizes Tandang is a sinking ship and now all of sudden she has no desire of being "loyal" to Tandang.
The wheeling and dealing doesn't stop on this weeks episode.  Everybody is trying to make an alliance with everybody.  Denise tries to set up a final four with her Skupin, Penner and Malcolm.  Skupin, who wants to go to the end with Lisa, doesn't commit and says they should wait until six and then fight it out.  Soon afterwards he's trying to make a final four with Malcolm, Denise and Lisa.  Lisa says she trust Penner and Carter more though.  Translation: I think Penner will be easier to beat the Malcolm or Denise.  Penner however doesn't want to commit to an alliance with them.  Then of course there is the scrambling that takes place after the immunity challenge, but more on that later.  Confused yet?
At the reward challenge they are once again split up into teams.  The red team is Malcolm, Pete, Abi, and Carter.  The Yellow team is Skupin, Penner, Denise, and Lisa.  There are three rings with drums for each team in each ring.  The object is for one team member from each team to race between the rings and get all three of their drums facing up at the same time.  The red team takes an early lead until Abi forgets it's a competition and flips over both drums.  Fortunately for them Skupin must still be smarting from that coconut Abi deflected to his head last episode, because he does the same thing!  Red team wins and gets to enjoy a day at a spa.
Guess what happens when they get back?  Abi is unable to keep her mouth shut about how great it was.  She lounges around in front of people complaining about her bursting stomach.  Denise comments on Abi's lack of social graces just a few feet away from her.  Abi overhears and declares that she's going on strike against cooking.  Denise is like "good to know".  Despite all her flaws you have to admire Abi's feistiness.  Even being in a near hopeless situation isn't enough to difuse the Brazilian firecracker.  This girl gives all new meaning to the word stubborn. 
The only thing that can turn this game around is if Pete or Abi can win immunity.  Given the fact that the reward refueled them they do have pretty good odds.  Of course Malcolm and Carter also have full bellies.
The challenge consist of three rounds of navigating bouey's through a series of ropes.  Unfortunately the drama ends very quickly when Pete and Abi are eliminated during the first round.  Carter ends up beating Denise and Skupin in the final round.
Well, the editors have done a pretty good job of throwing us off of the show's outcomes, both for the season and individual episodes.  This week, however, they really have their work cut out for them.  The power alliance decides to split their votes against Abi and Pete.  Abi and Pete realize this, so they decide to target Malcolm. First they try to sway Lisa.  No go.  Then they go to Carter.  Not interested.  Next they try Penner who they've tried so hard to get out.  Penner bluntly tells Abi it's not gonna happen and while she played a good game she's not gonna win this time.  Knowing they have no chance with Denise they go to their last option, which is Skupin.  He's the first one who doesn't completely blow them off.  Unfortunately they've done so much scrambling that Malcolm catches wind of their plan.  This really decreases their chances of success since whoever flips will not only have to face the wrath of their alliance if it works but they will also have to pray that Malcolm doesn't use his idol.
Abi is the star of this weeks tribal.  As soon as the jury comes in she starts catcalling to Artis.  Then she takes a lot of heat from Jeff and the tribe.  In particular, Denise, who tries on several occasions to teach Abi the error of his ways but Abi interrupts her continuously until Denise gives up.  Abi shocks Probst by revealing her ignorance of not being liked.  She tries to defend herself by saying English is not her first language and she's not completely familiar with the ways of our culture.  Probst is sympathetic but other then Pete he's the only one. 
Speaking of Pete, he ends up digging himself deeper in his grave when he announces his intention to take out Malcolm.  Pete has played a pretty good game up until this point but this error in judgement shows his need to brush up on Survivor 101.  If you're gonna blindside someone with an idol, don't announce it at tribal!  You're just making it that much harder for someone to flip over to your side.
In the end Abi is reduced to tears, much to RC's delight, Malcolm doesn't use his idol, Abi does use hers, and Pete finally goes home.  Abi was such a mess I half expected her to give her idol to Pete.  At least she's not a quitter.  She obviously intends to go down swinging.
When they leave Abi says goodbye to the jury.  Isn't there a rule about not addressing the jury?  Anyway, RC and Jeff just roll their eyes at her disingenuous gesture.  She then starts to leave without her torch.  In an obvious effort to win her jury vote Lisa hands Abi her torch, to which Abi humbly thanks her.   
I have to say I actually feel a little bad for Abi.  The truth is that it is very hard to learn a foreign language and in a game that has a strong emphasis on communication skills she has been at big disadvantage from the beginning.  I've been trying to learn Spanish for over five years now and still can't speak it half as well as Abi can speak English.  I'm not saying that she's not a complete psycho bitch, however like most psycho bitches I'm sure she doesn't see herself that way and probably doesn't mean to be so annoying.  I think there is something to the fact that she comes from a different culture.  Hopefully this experience will soften her up a bit, which is another great thing about the Survivor experience. 

NEXT WEEK ON SURVIVOR!  Will Abi continue to break down as the game continues to humble her?  Or will she pull a rabbit out of her hat and shake the game up again?

Survivor Phillipines Episode 9 Recap: Skupin's Revenge!

Back at camp after tribal council, Abi is furious at Mike for voting for her.  Imagine that.  Abi losing her temper.  Little does she know Skupin voted with her alliance and Penner was the one who voted for her.  He claims it was because he wasn't told about plan B.  I must of missed the part where Penner joined Abi's alliance.
In an enormously generous gesture Malcolm forgives Lisa.  I'm not sure what that was about but I'm pretty sure he has something up his sleeve with that move.  Penner also tries to repair the bridge that Lisa burned with him by playing amateur psychologist.  This brings Lisa to tears but she's still not ready to get on board team Penner.
The reward challenge is once again done in teams.  Abi sits out yet another challenge when she isn't picked by either team, which makes her ineligible for the reward.  This irks me a little.  First of all, I've never liked post merge reward challenges being done in teams.  I think they should do like they did in the early days and let them all be individual challenges after the merge.  If they want to allow the winner to bring three people along, I have no problem with that.  It bothers me even more when a player has no shot at winning a reward.  I believe every player who comes to a challenge should be given a chance to win.  I am certainly not a fan of Abi's, but fair is fair.  After all, how many rewards did she get to share in, when she sat out challenges prior to the merge?  At the very least they should of done as they've done in the past when they've had an odd number of players and allowed her to pick a side to root for.  Then if her team won she got to go on reward.
Ok, time for me to get off my soap box and describe the actual challenge.  Since they did a school yard pick, instead of drawing for teams, it's no surprise when the teams are divided by alliances with Skupin, Pete, Artis, and Lisa on one team and Penner, Denise, Malcolm, and Carter on the other team.  In the challenge each person has to go through an short obstacle course, then dig up a sack of balls, then shoot the balls into a basket once all four sacks are retrieved.  The first runners are Penner and Skupin.  Although the mud pit where the balls are buried is meant to have each sack of balls dug up by each runner, Penner uses the strategy of digging all the sacks up at once.  Not sure how that saves time, but his teams ends up taking a big lead and have only 3 balls left before the Tandang has all their sacks untied.  Tandang makes a strong comeback when Kalabaw has trouble getting their last ball in, but it's not enough.  Team Penner prevails and gets to go to a local village and act as Survivor ambassadors to give away school supplies.  They also get to partake in a feast prepared by villagers.  Malcolm especially becomes very sentimental and questions his decision to stop teaching poor kids in Micronesia over slinging drinks for girls.
Back at camp Abi continues her quest to overtake Russell Hantz in having the worst social game in Survivor history by berating Lisa for leaking information.  Great way to win her back over.  While she's doing this it's not too hard to imagine Pete and Artis wanting to tape her mouth shut.  Due to this, Lisa considers defecting but is still tempted by the dark side.  Pete on the other hand realizes he finally needs to make Mike feel comfortable.  Probably should of been doing that before the fourth week of the game.  Even if you want somebody out, you should never ostracize them because you never know when you might need them.  That's why God invented blindsides.

The immunity challenge is an interesting spin on past balancing challenges.  For this one each player has a paddle with six holes on the surface that one must slide balls down a ramp connected to the paddle and into the holes.  The challenge turns out to be complete blowout with only Mike and Pete getting any balls in their holes.  This immunity challenge is held on day 23 and just as it was in basketball, that number turns out to be very good for a guy named Michael.  Skupin wins the challenge by a wide margin and is safe at tonight's vote. Now the question is will he stay loyal to Tandang or finally flip over to Kalabaw.
While he's pondering which way to go, Abi doesn't help her cause much when she accidentally deflects a coconut off a tree right at Skupins noggin.  So even when he manages to get through an episode without hurting himself, Skupin still gets knocked around.  This has to be the most accident prone guy on the planet.  In case you didn't know, he was actually in a plane crash since the first time he played Survivor.   
Jonathon is working on Lisa some more by appealing to her sense of morals by informing her that the audience isn't going to like her aligning with the bad guys.  This seems like a desperate play since I've never seen too many players who managed their game play by what they thought the audience wanted.  As long as America doesn't get a vote it will probably always be that way.  Not surprisingly, Lisa keeps on saying that she wants to be loyal to Tandang.  I think what she really means to say though, is that she wants to be sitting next to people everyone else hates at the final tribal council.  Skupin on the other hand is itching to flip.  The good thing for Kalabaw is at this point they only need one of them to flip as long as Penner doesn't make another bonehead vote.
Kalabaw decides to target Artis because they know Abi will never give him the idol.  They try their best to enlist Lisa and Skupin in the plan which I thought was a mistake, especially with Lisa's loose lips.  If I were them I would of went to them and said "hey, we can't tell you who we're voting for, but all you have to do is not vote with the fearsome threesome."  That way it would be a vote of 3 to 4.  Of course if only one of them flipped it would come down to a tie, but as long as one person flipped, that person could vote with Kalabaw on the revote.
At tribal council it ends up coming down to Penner and Artis, although Artis seems to be oblivious to this.    Luckily for Penner he decides to vote along with his alliance this week and Artis is sent home.  The four votes from Tandang for Penner does put him within striking distance of breaking Ozzy's record of most votes cast against a player.  He's already overtaken Russell Hantz's and now needs only three more votes against him to break Ozzy's record of 27.
I was sure that Lisa and Skupin would vote together so when I saw four votes for Penner I was certain he was a goner.  However Skupin decides to finally vote against Tandang.  Judging by the furious look Abi gives Lisa after the vote, she is once again misjudging on how Skupin voted.  Looking back, all the air time that Artis got this week should of been a clue to his departure.  I think Artis got more air time this week then every other episode of the season put together.
The episode ends with a shot of an elated RC and Jeff Kent do his best to ignore her.  You can see more of this behavior if you watch the Ponderosa videos.  There's one scene where they are eating and RC is desperately trying to get Kent's attention and he's got his back almost turned completely towards her.  I don't know if RC really is that annoying or if he's just trying to make sure his wife doesn't get jealous.


NEXT WEEK ON SURVIVOR! Will an alliance hold up for two whole weeks in a row?  If Kalabaw manages to do that the remaining Tandang could be in trouble.  The most interesting scenario is if Abi or Pete, and especially Pete win immunity.  That could put Lisa in serious danger.

Survivor Phillipines Episode 8 Recap: Dumbest Vote EVER!

Jeff Probst concluded tonight's episode by saying "that vote may go down as the biggest blown opportunity in the history of this game".  Couldn't of said it better myself.  After Penner does the unthinkable and throws a monkey wrench in the tribes plans by actually winning his first individual immunity, the vote would still seem to be pretty strait forward.  Vote for the other veteran Skupin, but instead all hell breaks loose after the immunity challenge, with Malcolm, Pete and Jeff getting targets on their backs.  How did this happen?
Well the episode stars off with a very awkward return from tribal council where Penner confronts his alliance about betraying him.  Penner says he's not giving up but despite reassurances from Skupin, he appears to be a dead man walking.
Then we go to a tense reward challenge which despite the merge is still a team effort with the tribe split into groups of fine.  You have Penner, Jeff, Lisa, Denise, and Malcolm on one side and Pete, Artis, Abi, Skupin, and Carter on the other side.  The teams go back in forth on the water portion of the challenge but Skupin, of all people, blows the lead for his team.
Back at camp, with RC gone, Abi must find someone new to fight with, and that someone turns out to be Pete.  He confesses his desire to vote her off, but that desire is superseded by the knowledge that if he goes against her at the end she'll be easy to beat. 
We learn from Lisa, that Jeff may not be as dumb as we thought, and there is a plan for the two of them to team up with Malcolm, Denise, and Carter to take out the evil three Artis, Abi, and Pete after they've taken out the veterans.  But after the reward Lisa starts to get greedy and stupid.  She decides final three with Malcolm and Denise is to risky so she believes it's a better idea to go to the final three with Artis, Abi, and Pete because no one likes them and they'll be easy to beat.  There's only one problem with that brilliant plan, which is you can't go to the final three with four people.  Unfortunatley Lisa's math skills aren't good enough for her to see this.  Unless she's thinking that Artis, Pete, or Abi will volunteer to drop out of the game when they get to four, which is even stupider.
Despite this obvious absurdity she immediately starts dropping the dime about Malcolm's idol first to Mike then later to Pete.  A few days ago I posted an article that named Lisa as having the best chance of winning the game.  She was in a fantastic position.  All she had to do was stick to the plan.  Take out the veterans and she's at the final eight.  Then team up with Malcolm, Denise, Jeff, and Carter to take out the evil three and she's at final five.  Then team up with Malcolm and Denise to take out Jeff and Carter and bam!  She's final three and gets to plead her case for the million dollars.  Instead for some inexplicable reason she decides to try doing the impossible by taking four people to the final three!  This move is so ridiculous and out of character I seriously wonder if she's being bribed by the producers to throw a monkey wrench into everyone's plans in an effort to create drama and unpredictability.  I hope they're paying her a lot because now I would have to say that Abi and Artis have a better chance at winning.  It's true that Malcolm probably could of done a better job of assuring Lisa.  He should of explained to her more thoroughly that he was her best option. 
When the first episode aired I predicted Dawson would win.  I guess this is what comes from being a Cubs fan.  Anyone you pick to win ends up going down in flames.  With that in mind I would like to officially change my prediction to Abi!
Lisa still wants to vote out Penner on the next vote though, and so does everyone else.  Only thing that can save Penner is individual immunity.  The challenge is in two parts.  The first is gathering puzzle pieces then solving the actual puzzle.  The first three to get their pieces across a finish line move on.  Penner just barely beats out Skupin as he dives across the finish line as if he's scoring a touchdown.  He still has to beat Jeff and Pete though.  As the next portion begins Penner is off to a slow start but he ends up making a miraculous comeback and just barely beats Jeff to solve the puzzle.
At camp the thought by most of the tribe is to vote out Skupin until Lisa decides to create more turmoil.  She runs to Pete and tells him about Malcolm's idol and suggests they target him.  Pete, who has a genuine fondness for Malcolm, confronts him with his intel.  He does his best to play it off but that's not saying much.  Somehow, for reasons I'm still not clear on, Tandang decides to target Jeff and Kalabaw decided to target Pete, with Penner and Skupin becoming safe as kittens.
At tribal council more fireworks occur.  Malcolm calls out Lisa for throwing him under the bus.  Abi criticizes Lisa for turning on Malcolm, saying he was a bigger part of their alliance then Skupin ever was.  Then in a bold move Malcolm borrows a page from One World's Coltons playbook and pulls out his idol and announces he will be playing it tonight.  Probst ask if anyone else wants to admit to having an idol and Abi whips hers out.  Just as Colton did, neither Malcolm or Abi ends up not playing their idol, which is very smart.
Among the chaos, just before the vote, Jonathon makes a plea for the six outsiders to take out the four masterminds, even if that means keeping the two veterans around.  Incredibly the only two people who don't go along with the plan are the two veterans!  Yes that's right.  Skupin who's been constantly whining about not wanting to play with Pete, saves him by voting for Jeff, and then Jonathon who actually suggested the plan to take out Pete votes for Abi!  UNFUCKINGBELIVABLE!
As a result, Pete is spared by one vote for the second week in a row, and Jeff is sent packing.  I don't think I've ever seen a dumber vote ever!
There seems to be a trend this season where if you get greedy you end up going home.  It happened with Dawson, now Jeff and it's sure to infect Lisa very soon.  One person who seems to be immune is Abi.  Last week Jeff was in a great position to take control of the game and he instead decides to target the veterans.  Had he stuck with Jonathon and Mike he would still be in the game.  Lisa was in an even better position and now she's digging her own grave.  Of course, with all the craziness that's occurred this season there's no telling what will happen next week.  Will the tribe finally make a move against the evil three, un I guess it's four now after this weeks actions by Lisa.  Will the entire tribe get rid of trouble making Lisa?  Will a veteran finally go home?  Your guess is as good as mine.

NEXT WEEK ON SURVIVOR! ???????????????????????

Biggest Threats To Win Phillipines

The Jury has begun with RC and we are now down to ten survivors vying for the million dollar prize but who will be left standing to claim the title of sole survivor?  In this article I'll explore who has the best chance of winning.  I think we can eliminate three players right away.  Those being Jonathon, Carter, and Malcolm.  After last weeks episode I believe Jonathon is a dead man walking.  Everyone is gunning him, he's used his idol, and there are still two more in play so it will be a while before a new one is put back into circulation if ever.  So Jonathon will basically have to go on quite an individual immunity run to make it to the end.  Given the fact that Jonathon has never one an individual challenge he has virtually no chance of lasting until the end.  I'm pretty sure he'll be going home this week.
At first I thought Jeff and Carter were dead men too but with the variable of Malcolm and Denise I think Jeff still has an outside chance of making it to the end.  However, even if Carter makes it to the end he's too dumb to win the game.
With an idol still in his pocket that no one suspects he has, Malcolm seems to be in great position.  However, as anyone who has read my article on next season's cast knows, Malcolm is coming back next season for an apparent sequel to Fans Vs Favorites.  Since no winners were brought back last time, it's a safe assumption that Malcolm would not be the only winner to be asked back for this installment.
That leaves seven others.  I'll list them in order of their chances.
First is Artis.  He barely even makes the list of possibilities.  He does however have a fairly strong alliance at this point, and is good at physical challenges so it's quite probable for him to go deep into the game.  However, he hasn't seemed to form any close relationships and I think the only two players he has a shot of beating in votes are Pete and Abi.  Even then he's a long shot.

Next is Jeff.  I think he made a really bad move last week by not taking out Pete.  He had a golden opportunity to take control of the game and he blew it.  I'm even starting to suspect, that maybe the games starting to get to him and subconsiously he may be trying to sabotage himself.  However if his head is still in the game, and he can get Mike, Malcolm, and Lisa to team up with himself, Carter, and Denise to take out Pete, Abi, and Artis, he still has a shot of making it to the end.  Even with his bad knee, I think he's still a big threat at challenges.
Like Jeff and Carter, Mike is very close to being out of this game but we all know what a strong player he is.  When he played in Australia his team dominated in challenges and this season his tribe never went to tribal council.  He'll most likely be voted out soon after Penner but if he and Jeff can team up they might be able to pull a rabbit out their hats.  We can be pretty certain RC will vote for him over anyone else.  Of course Pete, Artis and Abi are highly unlikely to vote for him if they end up on the jury.
That brings us to Abi who barely makes it ahead of Jeff and Mike.  Like Artis she has a strong alliance and is very powerful with her idol, but she's playing the worst social game since Russell Hantz.  If this article were about who is most likely to make it to the final episode, she would be at the top of the list.  To have any hope of winning she's going to have to be sitting next to Artis and someone else pretty bad.  Her best chance would probably be against Artis and Carter.  Another thing she has going for her is the fact that she is a woman and in five of the six previous seasons to feature returning players the winner has been a woman.

One spot ahead of Abi by a wide margin is her partner in crime Pete.  This guy has to be one of the biggest surprises of any player in Survivor history.  When the game began he seemed destined to be a typical dumb jock who wouldn't do much of anything but he is playing an shockingly clever and strategic game that makes me wonder if he's related to Boston Rob.  So will Pete actually win!?  If Jeff continues to play badly Pete has a great shot.  However he has two things going against him.  He's a man and RC and Mike will only vote for him if he's sitting next to Abi and Artis.  Of course that combination is a very strong possibility at this point.
Now we have someone who has been to every tribal council, and that's Denise.  Can Denise become the first survivor to go to every tribal council of the season?  Although her situation was once bleak she now has a lot of things going for her.  While she may not be the best player of the season she probably has the highest IQ and she's extremely fit, which makes her a HUGE threat in challenges (She already has one win under her belt). She's also well liked by just about everyone and like Abi she's a woman.  Lastly, she's aligned with someone in possession of an idol. 
That leaves us with one last player.  I NEVER would of imagined I'd be saying this when I first heard she was going to be on the show but I believe Lisa "Blair Warner" Welchel is the current favorite to win this season!  After the first two episodes her chances of even making the merge seemed pretty slim but I'm reminded of how the editors made Boston Rob look to be in danger during the first few episodes of Redemption Island.  Could those scenes of Lisa breaking down have been a red herring to throw us all off?  That possibility seems to be growing with each episode.  We saw Amazon winner Jenna and South Pacific winner Sophie in similar situations.  Lisa is in a strong alliance with Tandang and now has a backup sub alliance with Malcolm and Denise.  So she's basically aligned with two people who have idols.  She may not be much of a threat in physical challenges but her performance in pre-merge challenges shows she's no slouch at mental challenges.  She's also demonstrated strong speaking skills at her first tribal council.  This is no surprise given the fact that she's made millions of dollars as a performer, which will give her a huge edge if she makes it to the last tribal council.
Now I believe the final five will probably be Abi, Pete, Malcolm, Lisa, and either Denise or Artis.  I think Pete and Abi will probably be in the final three.  If Lisa goes up against those two she may very well win by unanimous vote.  Personally nothing would make me happier then to see my childhood crush win Survivor!  Go Lisa!

Survivor Phillipines Episode 7 Recap: On your mark! Get set! SCRAMBLE!

When this episode started off with a full opening credits montage I immediately feared this would not be a top notch episode.  In recent years they've gone to quicker beginnings to leave more room for story telling, so the full opening would suggest that this episode would be a little light on drama but nothing could be further from the truth.  Instead it turns out to be one of the biggest nail biters of the season.
The episode begins with a boat coming in with some exciting news and we get a great shot of RC bouncing toward the beach.  I swear she gets hotter with every episode.  The big news of course is that the two tribes are merging and they have ten minutes to gather whatever they can to take to their new camp site.  Skupin is especially happy to make the merge in one piece.
This merge has one of the most interesting dynamics of any one in recent memory.  You have one tribe that is down three members against another tribe that is larger but totally divided.  Lisa Welchel's tribe does indeed make it to the merge undefeated.  Only the second tribe in survivor history to do so and the first to never have to go to tribal council (Koror from Palau also never lost an immunity challenge but did have to go to tribal council on an episode where both tribes had to vote someone off).  Never before has a tribe been so successful while being so completely dysfunctional.  RC points out this dysfunction to Lisa and Abi in the middle of a plotting session, which in my opinion was a very bad move.  I see no upside to this whatsoever.  The only thing I can think of, is she was hoping for some reassurance that she wasn't on the outs.  Unfortunately said reassurance never comes.
While the guys are building a new shelter Lisa discovers a big secret about Malcolm.  In effort to make herself look useful Lisa innocently decides to hang everyone's wet clothes up (without telling anyone).  Of course when she gets to Malcolm's bag she finds an idol.  Awkward.
Malcolm sees his clothes hanging up and realizes he's got some tap dancing to do.  He pulls Lisa aside and she plays it perfectly.  Before he says anything she immediately confesses and begs forgiveness.  Not only does Malcolm forgive, he tells her she reminds him of mom and reluctantly offers her final three with himself and Denise (Malcolm's mom must be quite a MILF).  However, not long after he shows signs of wavering in the alliance due to his uncertainty of being able to beat Lisa OR Denise in votes.  Lisa also suspects this might be the case.  On my part, I really hope this alliance holds up.  Malcolm and Lisa are definitely my two favorite players at this point.
Lisa gets involved in some more drama soon after when Penner calls her out on her secret identity.  Unfortunately they don't bother to show this.  We only see the aftermath, which happens in private, so the only ones who know about Lisa is Skupin and Penner.
As if that wasn't enough drama, we see Kent scheming with Pete and Artis.  Despite Kent giving Penner a full five fingered man shake he starts planning Penner's re-movement right away.  Meanwhile Mike is scheming with Penner to take down Pete and Abi.  One tangled web is being woven into place.  Kent agrees to split the vote against RC and Penner, but is still on the fence for the time being.  Oddly enough Malcolm and Denise, who were so close to decimation on Matsing, seem to be the safest players.
Immunity Challenge
Tibal Immunity is no more.  The challenge is hold on to a spool to keep a bucket with 25% of your body weight from crashing down on a tile.  For this challenge there will to winners one man and one woman. Mighty Mouse Denise and Jeff Kent would appear to be the favorites to win.  Pete and RC also seem to be threats but they both drop out quickly along with the two returnees.  Denise does indeed win with Kent, Carter and Artis still fighting it out.  In the middle of the challenge Artis starts making out with his muscles, but apparently his muscles just want to be friends because he soon drops out of the challenge.  Now it's down to Jeff and Carter (who could barely move at the last challenge).  Jeff decides he's had enough soon after Artis is eliminated and gives the win to Carter.
Back at camp RC is completely oblivious that she's on the chopping block but Skupin decides to see how solid Jeff is.  Of course he's not that solid but after talking with Mike he starts to realize that if he flips over to Tandang he "might" be on the bottom.  Might?  I don't think there's any "might" about it.  So he and Carter struggle on which way to move.  The choice to me would be obvious.  If he goes with Skupin and Penner he has a much better chance of taking control of the game.  If he goes with Tandang he's still outnumbered, even though they are willing to take RC out.  However, Jeff is hell bent on getting the veterans out of the game, even if that means settling for a weaker position.
In the middle of all of this is the variable of Malcolm and Denise.  They want to stick together so if Penner and Jeff side with RC and Mike they're also going to have Malcolm to deal with if they want Denise's vote.  Same thing for Pete, Abi and Artis.  So I think what Jeff should do is use RC and Mike to take out Tandang, then use Denise and Malcolm to take out RC, Jonathon, and Mike.  Leaving a final four of Malcolm, Denise, Jeff and Carter.  Unfortunately Jeff doesn't see it this way and he goes after Penner, but we have no clue of this until after the vote.
At tribal council more drama occurs.  For the first time since the game began Denise is completely safe.  Abi and RC get into one last cat fight.  Then Lisa gives a great speech on why people shouldn't flip, even though that's exactly what her alliance is trying to get Jeff and Carter to do.  Apparently Lisa has gotten over her introvertness.  Jeff debates right back with Lisa which suggests he's decided to stick with Penner, but maybe that was his plan.  To try to make Penner feel safe.  If that was the plan it doesn't work because Penner smells a rat and wisely plays his idol.  Even Mike votes for Penner and only Penner and RC vote for Pete.  The result is RC bouncing out of camp and the last of the hotties is gone.  As her torch is snuffed out Abi gives her a gruesome look that's reminiscent of the goblin from the Leprechan movies.
I'm so sad that there will be no more explicit T&A shots of RC but I think that may of been her undoing.  She comes on the show wearing a leopard print teeny bikini that probably threw up all kinds of red flags to her tribe.  Women can be extremely competitive and that may be the real reason Abi turned on her.  It's a shame because I know she was a big fan of the show and other then that seemed to be a very strong player.  Let this be a lesson to future survivor hotties.  Show some skin but don't be careful of being too flamboyant. 
With his idol gone Jonathon is a dead man walking.  In his two previous seasons he never won a single individual immunity challenge and I don't think he's going to be able to do so against all the strong players left in the game, even once.  At first I thought the same thing about Jeff and Carter but they still have a good chance if they can get Denise and Malcolm on their side, which is very possible.  After next week they'll be down to nine players so Lisa could be the swing vote in that scenario.  I have a feeling that the scrambling and backstabbing has just begun.

NEXT WEEK ON SURVIVOR!  Penner does his best to create some chaos before getting the boot.