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Saturday, July 20, 2013
Blood Vs Water Cast Is Bloody Awful!
So it's official. The Survivor casting department is definitely on cocaine! Once again, I am truly shocked by the turnips they're bringing back. The only one I'm really looking forward to seeing back is Laura Morret. I've been campaiging for her to come back for a while. She should of been brought back in Heroe's Vs Villains but I'm sure they would afraid of her spoiling Russell's game.
I will say that the concept of having past players compete against their loved ones sounds very interesting even though I am so sick of returning players. But this cast is nothing short of atrocious. I thought it was bad when they brought back a last place contestant last season. This time they've managed to top themselves by not only bringing back a last place contestant but a total of four players who failed to make the jury the last time they played!
Fucking Tyson?! Even though he is a huge villain he is no all star and had no business coming back a second time let alone three times. He proved himself to be a total moron by handing the game over to Russell the last time he played. Then there's Tina who only won by riding Colbey's coattails in Australia and Colbey being too um... honorable to vote her off and go to the end with Keith which would of guaranteed him the win. Then of course she came back, again for no explicable reason, and finished dead last. I will say, however that the other two pre jury castaways Colton and Monica are a lot more desirable then most of the cast.
Apparently they had a really hard time finding a minority to bring back so they went with fucking Gervais from all the way back to Season 1. If they needed a minority so bad they should of brought back Peigei from China! Not only is she a minority she's also a lot cuter then Gervais. Or Ozzy for that matter. Dawson from Phillipines would of been really good also. I would of even rather of seen Sabrina from One world come back then fucking Gervais!
Speaking of One World, Probst has said that the reason they've been doing so many seasons with returning players is because the last one they did with all new players was One World which was not well recieved by audiences. So guess which season has the most returning players coming back this season? That's right! Fucking One World with a wopping three people from that season! In addition to Monica and Colton they are actually bringing back the brain cell challenged Kat.
I remember when Kat got voted out (moments after saying how fun blindsides were) and was in tears claiming how she was going to beg Probst to give her another chance so she could redeem herself. I thought to myself, "better not hold your breath, there's no way they will ever let you're dumbass come back!" Next thing you know they'll bring back Erik from Micronesia. Wooops. I forgot. They already brought his dumbass back.
We also got Aurus from Exile Island who has the distiction of being the winner with the most votes cast against him. We also got fucking Rupert coming back for the fourth time with his wife who according to this video is even more annoying then he is. Then we got RC from Phillipines. I'm not too upset with her coming back. At least she's hot, but I think there would of been a lot more entertaining players they could of brought back from her season. Like I said I would of liked to of seen Dawson come back but even more than her I would of loved to of seen Jeff Kent or Pete come back.
All I can say is I hope Laura or at least her daughter kicks these idiots asses.
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